croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

moodyrebelmage:

Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.

ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.

My favorite story about such an incident:

Checking out at Ikea, something won’t scan. Cashier makes eye contact with me and asks, “you remember what this costs?”

"No, ma’am."

"Then it’s $1.99"

*bloop*

Next item that won’t scan, three of them. She looks at me and cocks an eyebrow.

"Nope, sorry."

"$1.99"

*bloop*

I figure I got something like $20 worth of free stuff because an Ikea cashier just couldn’t be assed.

(Source: justcashierthings)

this is my life

(Source: rapmonsters)

lauren-draws-things:

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

image

i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long