Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.
I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny
This is my dad, he actually thinks it’s funny.
My favorite story about such an incident:
Checking out at Ikea, something won’t scan. Cashier makes eye contact with me and asks, “you remember what this costs?”
"Then it’s $1.99"
Next item that won’t scan, three of them. She looks at me and cocks an eyebrow.
I figure I got something like $20 worth of free stuff because an Ikea cashier just couldn’t be assed.